sex - have sex
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in
the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from
the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more
interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate (favorite hand taken from the HAND environment variable)
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-A Club Amiga location (see also -r -K)
bestiality with animal (bear recommended)
-B bondage option (assuming you have long strings in memory)
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
get a date with the features described in file
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-K scatology option (VERY optionnal)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-Q quiet (neither whispers nor screams)
-r 'rouleau' option (private process only)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; area
code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
-x allows usage of Canal_Plus's_First_Saturday's_Cult-Movies.lha archive
is a list of default partners which will be used if none are
specified in the command line. If any are specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
is the name of your favorite self-function hand. If none is
specified in the command line, the program assums you like using
the RIGHT hand. You can define new types (other than RIGHT or LEFT)
such as : BOTH, ALIEN, etc...
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
/usr/lib/sex/Queen main French patches
/usr/lib/sex/kamasutra original sources
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
Protected-Mode sometimes crashes (stream overflow).
If process too old, returns a broken pipe.
Author prefers to be anonymous.
Oldest program ever.